7:31pm EST, April 18th, 2000- -
Update Twelve- -
*The door to the Mess Hall opens, and a weary and bewildered looking Ra steps through it..."
I am back... I regret to inform you, however, that MikiRa, my beloved twin brother, has gone completely insane during his stay in the realm known as Battlenet. I am sorry. I tried to help MikiRa as best I could, but his heartache is too much for his poor soul to bear, and he will no longer even speak to me... *sniffle*
*Ra straightens and wipes away a tear*
Well, in any case... There have always been two Fourth Generals, and I would like to extend my position to Syllabub to remain as the Fourth General.
Thank you.
9:57pm EST, April 8th, 2000- -Update Eleven- -
I would like to begin by saying that only two of the Geminis left, fortunately the most important ones, me, are still here. Second, I would like to formally welcome Syllabub into our ranks. To celebrate errr... commiserate the dismissal of Mikira and Ra, there will be cake and punch in the meeting room later this evening, all are welcome to attend. Finally, I hope that all of you will give Syllabub a warm welcome, I am sure that will not be a problem because we all know and love Syll. Oh yes, and the box did open. Goodbye Mikira, Ra, welcome Syllabub!!!
-~Nanami~-
10:25am EST, April 5th, 2000- -Update Ten- -
Well. This is interesting. The Gemini has left. My Lord High Commander is threatening me. And Nanami still insists that the box opened. Life has become slightly complicated. Anyway, on to the news. As of sometime previous to this one that I can't seem to remember the exact date to, we have a new horseman and general. Everyone, I'd like you to give a warm welcome to Syllabub. She will be taking over Mikira's positions as Fourth General and Famine. And that is the position that she will keep until such a time as that TRAITOR decides to come back, or is accidentally killed by a defective Nanami commando clone. I sincerely hope that it is the former. If there are any complaints as to my decision, please direct them to that brick wall. Thank you and good day.
-JiNgLeS-
11:58pm EST, Feb.30th, 2000- -Update Nine- -
Mikira? *sniff* Miki?
Ra, I know you love me, right? right? your just playing, so you can come out now...
Boys? *sniff*
JINGLES!!! YOU WILL NOT REPLACE MY LITTLE TWINS!!! and give me that gardenia! oh, just think, my poor lil' miki out there all on his own... just think where Ra could lose him!!! oh... Mikira-Chan, Ra, my babies, come home safe to me...
they're going to that alwful bar, Drusathri, arn't they? ARN'T THEY?!? SOMEONE GO BRING THEM BACK BEFORE THEY GET HURT!!!
~LHC Elfie!~
11:40pm EST, Feb. 29th, 2000- -Update Eight- - Ladies and gentlemen, your attention please. It would appear that due to some recent "creative differences", there are now a few new job openings in my army. I will be interviewing potential generals. Please submit your resumes. Brittons need not apply. And Miki? Don't forget to take that stupid gardenia with you. Finally! An end to all the petty bickering! It's about time. Now we can get some serious work done. Miki-ra, Ra. I say this from the bottom of my heart. So long, and thanks for all the fish. And by the way, your security codes have been changed and any attempt to enter my compound will result in a lot of annoying little sirens and flashing lights going off and the immediate mobilization of the Nanami Commando Clones. That will be all. Have a nice day. :-)
-JiNgLeS
10:48pm EST, Feb. 27th, 2000- -Update Seven- - Captain JiNgLeS, Ra and I are turning in our letter of resignation. It has been a pleasure working with you, but I'm afraid that we cannot... will not continue working under current circumstances. If you wish to notify us, we will be waiting for you in Drusathri. Thank you.
~Mikira-Chan~
10:26pm EST, Feb. 27th, 2000- -Update Six- - Ladies and Gentlemen of the Harem, I have an important announcement concerning all of you. It has occurred to me of late that a redefinition of the Harem is necessary. Originally, the Harem was to be disbanded under my order aside from but a few of you. However, the idea of redifing what exactly the Harem is would be much more... appropriate.
*Jealous bastard*
Shut up Ra. As I was saying... The Harem is no longer the... tool that it once was for the Lord High Commander, as her need for such things is now past due to my arrival. Rather, you shall serve Elfie in a quite different capacity. As 'Elfie's Elite Espionage Assault Artists'.
*The door swings open on the meeting...*
Mikira-Chan... where is my Harem?
We're here, LHC.
Why aren't they in my bedroom. I come home from a hard day of recruiting and training, I'm tired... AND MY HAREM'S MISSING!
Well, uh, see... I was just discussing a few minor changes in their job description.
*Blink* *Blink* Mikira, they're a Harem, they lay around in my room, and when I am in need of their services...
No, no, not anymore! See, now they'll serve you as elite, well-trained warriors under my... errr, your command! Isn't that a great idea? I mean, you only really need me, after all, and...
*Elfie picks up Mikira-Chan by his collar and shoves him against the wall*
Put my Harem back into my room in 5 minutes, or I will send you on a trip to see Bobby Badass. Is that understood? I love you very much, my little Mikira, but that won't stop me from hurting you.
No, Elfie, I won't. You put the Harem under MY command. They are to do as I please.
*Slap* Ra, bedroom in five. Mikira... put everything back this instant.
*Elfie leaves, slamming the door behind her*
... No... I won't. *Mikira-Chan straightens* The Harem is officially DISBANDED. This is my final order. Ra, come on, we're leaving.
Miki???
Oh, shove it, Ra. We're leaving until she comes to her senses.
*Ra and Mikira leave*
~Mikira-Chan~
5:37pm EST, Feb. 6th, 2000- -Update Five- - can't make the damned form e-mailer work, so it's still not up yet. sorry. but i did get the metta tags up and sent our page to a few search engins. gonna try one more time to fix the join form.
~LHC Elfie!~
11:47pm EST, Feb. 5th, 2000- -Update Four- - ok, did a nice new join form, so umm, yeah. i think we need the chart of color=people back up, so i will remide that next time i'm on. and i will start the big table of who's who soon. *sigh* that's gonna suck doing that. ok, done.
~LHC Elfie!~
11:16pm EST, Jan. 30th, 2000- - Update Three- - Hello. I too have been busy on my page and wrote some stuff.
-Captain JiNgLeS
1:22pm EST, Jan. 30th, 2000- - Update Two- - Hiya, i updated the page again!!!! it's not even a week later. i added the argument, ahhh, i mean the Four Generals' Opinion Page. it's at /hack.html. I think i need to send out a Martian News Letter, huh?
~LHC Elfie!~
12:04pm EST, Jan. 26th, 2000- - Update One- - HI! look i'm updating the page. ok this is what i plan to do: put up a page for all our cool things we're gonna have like Nanami Camndo Clones and the Ryo-Oki Ships. i will aso have a table style page of everyone currently in the army. i will do bio pages on each as i go along, but it will take awhile, not just might. i will try to learn to do frames in a way that isn't ugly or stupid. ok, ttfn. oh yeah, i'm gonna put up an argument page too! yeah! back to the good old days!
